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| the angel beside me...
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| With wings? Protection from leeks? What? I'm so confused...
True love holds no bounds my friends...
Yes, all my fellow men out there, its the one, dreaded aisle where no masculine being should ever step forth...
Camera phones are great things, this poor guy is just a victim of technology. I mean, there's no way around it, it sucks to be this guy, his man-hood defaced for all to see on the world-wide-web, and he's completely oblivious... | | |
| Hello Mr. Koons...
*when our depravity meets His divinity it's a beautiful collision | | |
| so i'm kind of addicted to facebook now... i'm sorry xanga, i didn't mean it. come back to me sweet xanga. Shhh, let me tell you something, it wasn't you, it was me. and i'm sorry, i'm here now...shhh
anyway, so i've been looking for some orange crocs, for quite some time now. (A tad feminine maybe, but i don't care, i'm in college now, i don't really care what i look like, i stopped shaving a while ago, plus, once you place your foot in one of these bad boys, you'll understand) Apparently, anyone within 50 miles of wheaton who carries crocs carries every freaking color but orange. It's been about a month now, and i've searched and searched to no avail. This has lead to many long nights staying up, weeping, looking at the shipping costs at www.crocs.com. Then, yesterday my luck changed, no where else but my birthplace, indiana, and needless to say.... SHAABAANG! tis the most novel feeling my feet have ever experienced..
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| SCAR-BACK
It's ping-pong, first to three. and no shirts.
After every volley it's a fight for the ball.
First one to get it, gets to serve..
First person to lose three points in a row,
turns around, with their butt to the table
and the other guy gets to go to friggin' town
Exhibit A (Now, i'm pretty good at ping-pong, but needless to say, Tyler was really on his game tonight)
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